Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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