sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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