I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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