I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Randomize
