Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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