he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....