the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.