I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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