I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question