He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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