We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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