You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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