the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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