im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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