Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Randomize
