He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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