That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My vagina is officially offended.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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