I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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