therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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