would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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