last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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