If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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