Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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