ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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