i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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