I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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