Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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