Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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