oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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