I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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