I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
