did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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