Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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