Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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