what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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