So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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