My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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