I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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