When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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