it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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