I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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