so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Randomize
