i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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