Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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