Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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