S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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