New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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