yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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