Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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