OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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