You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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