i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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