Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
