I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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