Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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