How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You're like the curious george of whores
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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