Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
one might say we're banned from that church
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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